[DanZ]

Require it, demand a publicly posted eligibility-GPA, make them debate each other, and give lectures on science and technologies during halftime.

OK, you have just gone too far, what next - having the Black Studies majors debate the Latino studies majors on whether Columbus was an Italian?

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Well, either that or having the Agnostic Alliance, debate the Dyslexic Support Group, over whether or or not there is a doG.