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To: Kaslin
"Sessions Particle"

A unique particle in physics. It is entirely static. No force applied in any direction causes a reaction. It is just about the most stable and inert molecule ever discovered, yet alone used in government projects.

You can heat it up, get it wet, put it under pressure or vacuum, shock it with current, dose it with acid or base, and even load it into a particle accelerator. Last time they loaded it into an accelerator collider it recused itself just before impact and left a little stain on the floor.

8 posted on 12/01/2017 8:56:22 AM PST by blackdog
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To: blackdog

Along with electrons, protons, and neutrons, there is a new particle the Moron. Sessions is a huge chunk of excrement that’s made up mostly of Morons. Morons have an atomic weight of -100! They are 100 times less than nothing!


19 posted on 12/01/2017 9:58:12 AM PST by vette6387
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To: blackdog

You owe me a new keyboard.

Best laugh of the day.

Thanks


29 posted on 12/01/2017 11:41:19 AM PST by RedStateRocker (Nuke Mecca)
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