If he was innocent, he would do what innocent people do. They defend themselves. “I never did.....”. That’s why Clinton’s lie about sex was so shocking. He lied without reservation. That’s not easy to do.
If a woman accuses me, I’m making noise.
You’ll notice Keillor never said “I didn’t touch anyone”. He came up with some lame story that no one believes.
“He came up with some lame story that no one believes.”
Well, making up lame stories is what Keillor built a career on.