[Albion Wilde]

If it weren't for harassment, how would the old slob get any?

[Chad_the_Impaler]

If it weren't for harassment, how would the old slob get any?

According to the Minnesota Star Tribune, Garrison Keillor claimed he was the victim of harassment: "If I had a dollar for every woman who asked to take a selfie with me and who slipped an arm around me and let it drift down below the beltline, I'd have at least a hundred dollars. So this is poetic irony of a high order. But I'm just fine. I had a good long run and am grateful for it and for everything else."