[TigerClaws]

Plus, he says he’s surprised. If he believed he did something wrong, why is he surprised?

Reminds me of the classic non apology, “I’m sorry you feel insulted.”

In his writings he said his apology over the Playbiy article was a fake one. Why should we believe him now?

I’d prefer him to stay and a slow roll of scandals pop up around him.

[HotHunt]

"...Reminds me of the classic non apology, “I’m sorry you feel insulted...."

Or the old standby, "I'm sorry I got caught" [but not for what I did].

Or a variation on yours, "I'm sorry you are upset."