Apology accepted, now it’s time to go after Roy Moore and make sure he never has a seat in the American House of Lords. /s
Turn this to your advantage by hinting that the sheer number of charges just means you’re a total player....and cupping is your thing!
When responding to the charges, make sure your statement doesn’t actually admit any wrongdoing. Instead, you’ll want to describe how you are “friendly” and “a hugger,” and how you are sorry these misguided women took offense by misinterpreting your innocent gestures of support for them in their struggle against patriarchy by cupping their breasts and feeling-up their *****.
Al, your message is that your accusers are all frosty nuts who can’t deal with a real man, or even a liberal one.
Be sure to close out your non-apology apology by making sure your liberal pals know that you’re still an asset. You saw how they tossed Slick Willy under the bus when he and Hillary von Pantsuit stopped being useful.
Subtly imply that these fussy women should have shut up.
You yourself can bravely took one for the liberal team by reiterating your worshipful support for icing unborn babies, opposing violence against women, embracing diversity and globalism... then throw in a shot at the NRA and right-wing brutality for good measure.
(hat tip Kurt Schlichter)