[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

But Lilliputians resent being called “Yahoos” so the PC words-game goes on and on and on.

Calling Johnathan Swift. How did you know that Mars had two satellite moons long before the telescope was invented? Inquiring astronomers want to know.

[Paperpusher]

The telescope was 100 years old when Swift was writing.