“wishing they were real CHiPs right about now”
My cousin was both CHP and then a Captain in the State Police.
He retired at 55 with lifetime, full medical coverage for both him and all dependents.
His retirement on top of that is $156k per year.
To top it off he can carry concealed for the rest of his life and is never at risk for a DUI.
Pretty nice for him. I hope it lasts.