thank you, I'll be here all week...
Posted on 11/07/2017 10:56:47 AM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
NISKU, Alberta - Canadian Mounties found five people naked after a bizarre car wreck on a rural road.
Royal Canadian Mounted Police Cpl. Laurel Scott says officers responded to the report Monday morning of a car colliding with a truck in Nisku.
When they arrived, they found that five people in the car were naked - four women and one man.
Scott said Tuesday the five were arrested. She said she’s not sure of the charges, though police consider it a “purposeful collision.”
Police said earlier they believe drugs or alcohol may have been a factor.
The collision occurred on a snow-covered two-lane road in an area of petroleum drilling outfits and other industrial businesses.
(Excerpt) Read more at mercurynews.com ...
I don’t think it happened in this case, but I have heard that when people are suffering from hypothermia, they can sometimes start to feel too warm as their body temp drops, and they will take their clothes off.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypothermia#Paradoxical_undressing
“...police consider it a ‘purposeful collision.’”
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I bet the naked guy was planning on having a “purposeful collision” with the bodies of the four naked women.
“It’s rather obvious this collision and odd behavior was caused caused by . . . . . . dare I say it?
Climate Change. “
Either that or “Hard Times”!!!
thank you, I'll be here all week...
I caught the last part of that one night. Might have set the VCR wrong and recorded the ending. Bizarre.
Inconceivable...
Four females and a male? Either an mobile orgy or they got lost driving to Paradise Lakes Resort. (The biggest naturist resort in America, which is near the Deplorable house.)
Good grief. I can’t even imagine.
"He shoulda armed himself."
Wrong thread.
I’m here all week!
4 hookers and a wildcatter that struck it rich?
4 rebel nuns and a priest on a mission?
or
4 coeds and Harvey out for a drive?
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