To: nickedknack
" “Corn Stalks Female Coworkers”" Shucks, I suspect there's a kernel of true here.
22 posted on
11/03/2017 12:08:24 AM PDT by
crazy scenario
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To: crazy scenario
Beware of Bunnicula! “The Celery Stalks at Midnight”.
David Corn - the star of “Children of the Corn”. He has the eyes for it, like those in “Village of the Damned”
To: crazy scenario
Yes, Corn would pop up suddenly and ask women if they’d like to bite his ear. No buttering them up, just salty language. They should have creamed Corn.
26 posted on
11/03/2017 12:22:44 AM PDT by
nickedknack
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To: crazy scenario
Rumor was, Corn was known to unexpectedly pop into a random woman’s office and announce, “Hominy! I’m home!”
28 posted on
11/03/2017 2:17:25 AM PDT by
piasa
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To: crazy scenario
Shucks, I suspect there's a kernel of true here A kernel infected with corn smut?
30 posted on
11/03/2017 3:26:56 AM PDT by
piasa
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