Since David Letterman isn’t around anymore then allow me to present:
Sayfullo Saipov’s Top Ten Reasons for Killing People!
10. Because of the backlash against Muslims for tomorrow’s terror attack.
9. Because he can’t get falafel at McDonald’s.
8. Global Warming.
7. A lack of jobs in Uzbekistan.
6. He was butthurt over the Yankees not making the World Series.
5. Girls don’t like his beard.
4. Neither do the goats.
3. Israel and...ummmm...something.
2. Just not liking the new season of ‘Will & Grace’
and number one:
1. It’s Trump’s fault!!!
(Now the sad part is in wondering how many of the above will actually be repeated in the media.)
Ha! good list.
That was pretty good.
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