[jennychase]

Donald Trump Jr.‏Verified account @DonaldJTrumpJr 2h2 hours

That’s cute. She can borrow my @realDonaldTrump mask. https://instagram.com/p/BahynkYjb4Z/

The Hill‏Verified account @thehill
Hillary Clinton: Maybe I'll be the president for Halloween http://hill.cm/ireyMbd

[jennychase]

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[Vlad The Inhaler]

Hillary Clinton: Maybe I'll be the president for Halloween http://hill.cm/ireyMbd

BREAKING NEWS

Halloween Accident Reported

Washington, DC authorities are investigating an accident involving former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.

It was reported that the former Secretary of State was on her way to a DNC sponsored Halloween party when she ran into a utility pole.

First responders report that she suffered no serious injury from the encounter, primarily because she was inebriated at the time of the accident.