Robin Williams, comedian on “Weed”:
“These drugs have side effects that go on for seven days, like [the] tendency to grow another head. When we were growing up, we knew the side effects of the drugs we were taking. Cocaine, side effects were paranoia and ninjas on the lawn. I remember that. Quaaludes, side effects were talking in tongues, English as a second language. I remember that. Marijuana, side effects were laughter, Frosted Flakes. That’s all I remember.”
And this: “They said that marijuana was a ‘performance-enhancing drug.’ Marijuana enhances many things — colors, tastes, sensations, but you are certainly not (f’ing) empowered. When you’re stoned, you’re lucky if you can find your own g-d’d feet. The only way it’s a performance-enhancing drug is if there’s a big (f’ing) Hershey bar at the end of the run.”
Performance wise— difficult for a “study” to assess since users vs. placebo group would notably be uh, forgetful. Best for both parties to “toke up” so both can forget later. Like “Sunday Morning Coming Down”. Cocaine —Williams called Peruvian marching powder.
“You don’t need drugs when you have a kid. You’re awake, you’re paranoid, you smell bad. It’s the same thing!” - Robin Williams