“reporters ask Juan questions that infuriate him, he has an obscenity-filled rage seizure and drops dead. Good riddance.”
That would be a “perfect end” to this worthless bastard! They had better cremate him and put his remains high up on a wall somewhere, or people will be making his widow rich buying lots of her beer to despoil his final resting place.
“Despoil his final resting place”.
Unfortunately that would be Arlington National Cemetary.