[Zakeet]

Me Cherokee Princess name of Gray Beaver ... me on big warpath ... that because bad pale face say me speak with forked tongue about chase around campfire ... me say old brave try to grab squaw with grasp of crab claw ... ... that story true ... him heap randy old geezer ... him have much lust in heart ... him may have polio but him still try hook to squaw with crutch ... me want to hit brave with tomahawk and hang scalp from belt ... me have brown stain on moccasins and on bottom of loin cloth when me get back to camp fire ... Freeper no make haw haw at squaw story ... Freeper forget story when squaw try to be Big Chief and live in White Teepee ...!

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Yeah, I think everyone knew there was some, maybe a lot of, exaggeration in her story.

But I have been having fun remembering the Three Stooges episode in which the boys are disguised as Indians —with Curly as a squaw — and Curly gets forced into marriage with a French trapper, and he’s chasing Curly around on the wedding night. Woo woo woo woo woo!

[HANG THE EXPENSE]

She did the chasing not the other way round.

[doorgunner69]

Did she specify if someone was just trying to chase her away?

[Mr. Mojo]

This is classic Warren. There appears to be a kernel of truth

Yeah, that she was once a professor. After that, no more kernels.

[GOYAKLA]

Was there a Pepsi soda can involved, in any way?

[alternatives?]

Maybe she was chasing someone around the desk and he was running faster than her.

[HereInTheHeartland]

I was there and saw it all. The US 7th Calvary led by George Custer was trying to capture her.
General Custer himself was the one chasing her around the desk.
This was a week before Little Big Horn.

[Impy]

U.S. Sen. Elizabeth Warren reportedly switched up her account of sexual harassment that she relayed this weekend in a televised #MeToo testimonial from an earlier “light-hearted” version….

But the Boston Globe reported last night that Warren recounted the same incident in a “more light-hearted manner” at a memorial service after the professor’s death in 1997 — an account the Globe noted was “inconsistent” with her story on Sunday.

“During the service after his death in 1997, Warren spoke fondly of law professor Eugene Smith and told the gathered mourners she was laughing as Smith chased her around his desk, according to a colleague’s memoir,” the Globe reported.

The paper also noted that Warren failed to mention on “Meet The Press” that Smith had polio.

[Vendome]

More like she chased her own tail around a desk....

[Vlad The Inhaler]

She meant to say that she dreamed he was chasing her and ravishing her.

And it was good.....

[grobdriver]

Squaw speak with fork-ed tongue.

[depressed in 06]

...Gray Beaver...

LMAO