These protesters would only have been happy
had the plane flown over and bombed the crowd
with frozen turkeys and killed and maimed hundreds.
The problem with this country today is that not enough
people have to kill what they eat.
So this is why there was an episode on WKRP about tossing turkeys?
I always wondered what that was about.
In my opinion, if we throw them from a low flying plane and they can make it to the ground, they have a chance to get free.
Otherwise, we cut off their heads, drain their blood, gut them, stuff them, roast them, baste them, and eat them.
If I were a bird, I would raise my wing to opt for the thrown from the plane approach.