*Subject:* *WH in-town pool report 3*
POTUSs motorcade departed the Trump National Golf Club at 3.12pm, passing two pedestrians, one of whom gave a thumbs down sign. Then it overtook a female cyclist, wearing a white top and cycling helmet, who responded by giving the middle finger. The motorcade had to slow and the cyclist caught up, still offering the finger, before turning off in a different direction. Motorcade is now gathering speed and heading for DC.
Pool did not see any golfing and sought names of POTUSs playing partners but no word yet.
David Smith The Guardian
*Subject:**WH in-town pool report 4*
Motorcade arrived back at the White House at 3.53pm after passing numerous bystanders who pointed camera phones. POTUS walked through the north entrance wearing a grey sweater and waved to someone on his right.
A dinner lid has been called until 7pm.
David Smith The Guardian
They just love "reporting" this this crap. I guess nobody ever gave Obama the finger, because I never saw it reported.
I would have "accidentally" flung open my door at just the right second.
(Oh, sorry, didn't see you)