Trump’s a germaphobe... but he could get an octopussy and drive the press crazy at press conferences by only answering the questions of those reporters brave enough to grab it out of the tank.
He could name the octopus “Hillary” due to the similar public persona the pet and Ms. Clinton would share.
He could place numbered discs on the bottom of a tank of piranhas and have the reporters reach in and grab one to determine the order of their questions.