That settles it! This "Tivoli" amusement park is the place for me - and my family of 400-lb, Spandex-wearing, Nascar-lovin' Walmart patrons! Of course, we're not as physically fit as we used to be - will have to putt-putt around in our little motorized tricycles, with the oxygen tanks strapped to the back.
Tivoli, here we come!
Yee-hah!