“How’s it going New Jersey? Are you fired up? Are you ready to go? Oh, it is good to be back in Jersey! It’s good to be back in Newark, good to see all of you. I got a bunch of old friends here—I don’t mean you look old, I’m saying we’ve known each other.”
“Say, did you hear about the Obamacare doctor who gave a man six months to live? The man couldn’t pay his ibill, so he gave him another six months.”
“My OWN doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said, ‘Cough!’
“Then the doc called Michelle and said ‘Mrs. Obama, your check came back.’ Michelle answered, ‘So did my arthritis!’
“Then the doc says to me, ‘You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day.’ Two weeks later, I called the doctor. The doc says, ‘How is your love life since you have been running?’ I said ‘I don’t know, I’m 140 miles away!’”
“I said ‘Doc, it hurts when I do this.’ He said ‘Let me consult with your Obamacare insurance carrier.’ He came back a few minutes later and said ‘Well, don’t do that!’”
“After all that running, I said ‘Doc, my leg hurts. What can I do?’ The doctor says ‘Limp! That’s not covered under Obamacare.’”
“Seriously now, Newark! Take my wife...please!!”
see #22 - Osama tries to get the crown doing in NJ...