Wow I was on the fence before, but now this group of intellectual heavyweights really changed my mind.
Sheryl Crow is the academic heavyweight of the first three, actually earning a BA in Music. The fat one graduated from Catholic school and Stone is a HS dropout. So they are of course eminently suited to lecture us on guns.
So what is your first gun purchase going to be? Fully automatic glock AK is my recommendation.
All you have to do is go to a gun show, look for the covered display with the giant neon cannon.
Say these words exactly. “Yes, I would like to participate in the gun show loophole.”
Bam. A curtain will lift up and you’ll be able to buy anything you want. Pulse plasma rifles in the 40 watt range are obviously pre-order items.
Sitting on a fence near a cesspool
Wants to dive on in and enjoy the fun
It’s a gun free party
Leave your freedom at the door
Me, too. I’ve been breathlessly waiting to hear what “celebrities” have to say on the matter. I’m so glad I waited. I might have done something foolish without their guidance. Between them and the nanny state, I feel very safe at night.
I know your comment was sarcasm, but my first thought when I read it was,”Why the heck is this guy on FreeRepublic?”