H is for Hostages
I for Iran
J is for Joooooos! (see A above)
K is for Khomeini
L is for Liberalism
Arg! You’re too good: I can’t compete!
M is for Mondale, Carter’s veep who lost to Reagan in a 49-1 landslide.
N is for a National Energy Policy that included price controls—what could go wrong?
O is for Opposition to the legal death penalty, which in practice means lots of innocent citizens receiving illegal death penalties from felons.
P is for Panama Canal, self explanatory.