[AnotherUnixGeek]

Chris Foerster has resigned his position from the Miami Dolphins

I'm trying to envision any scenario in which a video of me snorting something (cocaine, heroin, who knows what) at my place of work is posted all over the Internet and I get to resign instead of being immediately fired. The Dolphins are being incredibly nice to this guy.

[Kozak]

“Mr President you need to resign immediately “. “FLOTUS is on line one, and Hillary is furious”.