[Vlad The Inhaler]

Let’s start with Jimmy Kimmel, the Johnny Carson of the semi-employable cargo shorts and Corona set.

Isn't there a law against mentioning Kimmel and Johnny Carson in the same sentence?

Well, there ought to be because there is no comparison.

Johnny Carson was the king of late night TV.

Jimmy Kimmel is the intellectual pygmy of late night TV.

[Biggirl]

At least Jay Leno is classy and was more like Carson.