I honestly do not trust the “news” to tell me the time of day. Literally. I can only imagine them saying, “It is 5:00pm, well, really, its just 4:45pm, but we started early. Wait...it’s actually 5:05pm, seems we had a ‘glitch’.”
Their incompetence is stunning.
or how about, “It’s 5 o clock and darkness is settling in over America withe the Trump policy on....