[LonePalm]

The shortest distance between two jokes is a straight line.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip the wait staff.

"Ceterum censeo Islam esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[nutmeg]

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip the wait staff.

LOL! Will do. ;-D