Will you accept a book by Seuss?
I will not accept a book by Seuss!
That Doctor’s bad, his books obtuse.
If the books come from Mrs. Trump,
This librarian, she must dump.
Because the kids are made to learn,
That you must always feel the Bern!
And Hillary she is the Goddess,
You religious prudes are too damn modest!
So take your red states out of here,
because Trump is LITERALLY Hitler.*
*OK, this last line didn’t rhyme, but it does explain their mentality.
Excellent, AB