“Funny thing..... I had a stack of say 10 or 12 playboys under the guest room bed. Termites came up through the subfloor and hardwood floor into the Playboys and bored all the way through the top. there they ceased and actually left my house.”
Of course they left. After they finished reading the articles it was time to go to your neighbor’s house to digest the latest issue of The Economist.
But they only ate the articles...