Posted on 09/26/2017 6:00:47 PM PDT by ReaganGeneration2
Required experience: “expertise in storytelling”
Crisis PR manager. You’d think they’d already have one on call.
Why don’t they save themselves a few bucks & just read Donald J Trump Twitter?
I remember United having a Public relations position posted shortly after they beat the crap out of that Asian doctor on camera.
Sandra Fluke?
Louis Lerner?
Josh Ernest?
Joe ‘thank heaven for little girls’ Biden?
Offhand, I'd recommend... James Carville. /s
Past Experience: insulting or disrespecting the United States, the U. S. Flag, the citizens of the United States, or being divisive, and causing polarization and or prevent people’s to come together as one, a plus
Special skills: looking for someone who has excelled at promoting and accentuating tensions between races
Hired to put lipstick on a pig. Loooots of lipstick.
I don’t know why we can’t post from Zerohedge anymore, do you?
The lack of reason and logic is not an automatic disqualification
This may fit into our long term goals seamlessly
BAgdad Bob?
Susan Rice?
LMAO, this sounds like a job for Scaramucci or Sean Spicer!!!!
They already chose their key audience: leftists, BLM, Antifa, democrats (like Sheila Jackson Lee today) and 34% of America (including Hollywood and media) who support socialism/communism, violence to achieve goals and disrespect for the Flag, the Constitution, law enforcement, the military and every person in this nation who loves America.
Ha ha ha! A more impossible job doesn’t exist in USA. The successful candidate can move on to convincing the American people that HilLIARy is honest and likable. Then the candidate can even look forward to a global career, like convincing the world that Abbas-PLO-pa-Fatah and Hamas and Isis and hezbellah and al quandary are peace- loving charities. And that the pope really is Catholic after all.
past experience should not include a working relationship with any Republicans, Conservatives, or love of nation
supporters of President Trump, listeners to Rush Limbaugh, or those who have contributed on Free Republic need not apply
If you have advocate for raising taxes, keeping underprivileged children trapped in public (non-charter) schools, funding for planned parenthood, or selling unborn baby body parts, please be sure to let us know
What, Joe Lockhart isn’t a big enough liar?
Experience working with rich juveniles with behavioral problems preferred.
Responsibilities: While taking a knee, the senior communications strategist will be responsible for proactively developing plans and strategies aimed at publicly positioning the NFL to key non-kneeling audiences through all communication channels, both traditional and emerging media. They will kneel closely with communications department leadership to create kneemonic messaging to reflect the league's wide variety of priorities and expedite organizational decision-kneeling.
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