...he appeared to be publicly urinating. He told the officers that he was trying to reach Defense Secretary Gen. James Mattis or NSA Director Adm. Mike Rogers “for advice on missing paychecks and how to get the dog chip out of my head.” ...Bates told the Secret Service officers that he had been offered $28.7 million by the Department of Homeland Security and the state of Tennessee to participate in the CIA’s “MK Ultra” program and that he had a chip planted in his head that was causing him “severe headaches, shaking and convulsions.”Hey, who hasn't? ;^) Probably related to GMO, the hoaxed moon landings, chemtrails, and the Bohemian Grove. Thanks Olog-hai.
Solid basis for an insanity defense, I should think.
He should have gone the Depends route like the astronaut woman.