[DIRTYSECRET]

Lebannon was once 80% christian.

[TheConservativeTejano]

Lebannon was once 80% christian.

The good part of Lebanon is that the Christians are very well armed and they are very well educated compared to the Mooselimbs.

The Christians are the only reason Lebanon has not been conquered by the Mooselimbs.

The Christians have lost land to the Mooselimbs but they will not lose any more land to these heathen Mooselimbs.

Also, the Christians keep winning the battles against the Mooselimbs.

Unfortunately, Hezbollah is now solidly in the south but Hezbollah is now next to Israel. Too bad for Hezbollah, since they were bombed to oblivion the last time they tried to go against Israel.

Also, the Christians are on Israel's side on any battles they face against the Mooselimbs.