“Comey is a weasel.”
A leg shaving, panty hose stretching, mascara wearing weasel.
There, I said it.
These DC homers need to be called out for the degenerate retrobates they are.
Guessing this is either a typo or autocorrect-go-awry, but it's amusingly-appropriate, given some of the other characterizations you suggest of Comey.