Posted on 09/22/2017 11:50:12 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
Also funny. Today's theme is;
prophylactics and prosthetics.
As you were.
Wow, the hard boiled cop with the prostitute girlfriend is a plot device in about a quarter of the detective mystery novels ever written.
Lends new meaning to that old saying about shaking the whore tree and expecting a nice girl to fall out...
Someone told me this story this year, swears it is true.
Woman arrested on prostitution, crying and crying to police officer that she can’t be arrested it will ruin her.
She’s from another country
He offers to marry her.
They’re still married decades later
A man has got needs, you know....
Walaski applied for a job, fresh out of the police academy.
The two other applicants were Jewish and Italian.
The captain has a golf tee time, so he decides to ask them each one question:
“Who killed Jesus?”
The Jew fires back, “It was the Romans.”
The Italian replies, “It was the Jews.”
Walaski stammers before saying, “Um, c-can I get back to you on this tomorrow?”
Captain looks at his watch and says, “Fine. Dismissed.”
Candidate Walaski goes home to his hooker girlfriend.
She asks him how it went.
He said, “Not so good. They already have me on a murder investigation.”
Maybe he was doing an “undercover” investigation .
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good one!
LOL! Good one!
Confiscate a car and never return it? Get a promotion.
Date a hooker? Lose your job.
Looks like a man to me.
First thing I thought of.
Love wins. Or not.
Like we all don’t. Here is the test. Quit paying for all your wife’s stuff - nanny, maid, car, insurance, dinner, movies, massages, healthcare, hair cuts, nails, gas, housing, utilities .,. (Not all items apply to every woman) and see if she stays. It’s all about the price. Now there are women who are dating prositutes also. If they quit paying their husbands shit then the same will happen. They all leave.
Mr. Tweezers!
I saw a woman dressed and made up like that at the Sand Sports Super Show last weekend! lol
Also funny. Today's theme is;
prophylactics and prosthetics.
As you were.
Hey baggette, NEWS FLASH....the docs told you when your johnson was cut off and you were fitted with your prosthetic, prophylactics were no longer necessary!
Sounds like a Pretty Women sequel to me...
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