[gaijin]

Don't worry about it, Sam..!! BELIEVE ME.

[gaijin]

People are MEAN to me. They say "digified incompetance" about me, and stuff.

I feel bad when they do that. They want me to DO THINGS.

They should BE NICE.

I'm just a modest guy and I try not to make waves.

But ya know? I'm totally INTO all that there, "Rule of Law" stuff.

I'm totally RuleOfLaw-y.

[SaveFerris]

She looks like Mussolini. Just like Obama did, too.