“Johnny, we’re in fly-over country, now, so close the airplane window until the nice pilot tells us we’re on final approach to San Francisco. The fires down there in fly-over country are God’s punishment for voting for that deplorable pig, Donald Trump. We’ll be back in our Sanctuary by the Bay in a few hours. In the meantime, plug in your earphones, and listen to Lady Gaga, Madonna, and their BFFs.”
Sure hope those folks have already gone vegan.