Haha, I had a buddy who dated this girl for a while who wore a lot of make up. She was very pretty, always dressed well and was extremely nice. Casually, I mentioned to him that I thought she wore a little too much make up and wondered if wouldn't she be more attractive without.
He nearly spit out his beer as he laughed and said, "You should see her when she wakes up in the morning. She looks like a damn chimpanzee!"
Always got a chuckle from that. :-)
ah yes- the honesty of locker room banter!!!