Actually, you've forgotten an item:
The crass treatment of POW/MIA families by McCain and his buddy jf'inkerry.
It's okay though.
I'm sure that I'm not the only VN NAVAIR type who's got that deal branded on my soul.
Sounds like you might want to have a contingency plan in place; if John McCain and Jane Fonda are buried on the same day, which one would you want to water first?