Ron White...
They evacuated everybody from the (Florida) Keys and everybody leaves except for one guy who’s gonna stay there and tie himself to a tree on the beach, to prove a point; and the point was, he said, that at 53 years of age, he was in good enough physical condition to withstand the wind and the rain of a force 3 hurricane. OK, let me explain something to ya: it isn’t that the wind is blowin’. It’s what the wind is blowin’. If you get hit with a Volvo, it doesn’t really matter how many sit-ups you did that morning.
My husband just said, “just once I’d like to see one of these storm hero reporters be hit by a flying object. Not to kill him or anything, just knock him unconscious.”
If you knew my c-a-l-m, unflappable husband ... this is totally out of character.
Am I right, Mayflower Madam?
Have some of these idiots never seen what tornado force winds can do with loose objects?
All he needs to do is get impaled by a piece of wood and it’s over for him. If it doesn’t get him in the vitals, he’ll die a long painful death while waiting for the storm to abate and someone to rescue his sorry butt.
All he’s proving is that there are stupid idiots out there all over the place.