[spokeshave]

I want the discombobulator in the Oval Office

Not the descomboulatee.

Something like this: (for those in Rio Linda)

[vette6387]

You forgot Trump’s second book “Schlonged!”

Not that anyone would/has actually physically “schlonged” Hillary in decades!
Too much “boiled cabbage, urine and farts smells” to get past. Then there’s the ugly part that comes next!