The Justice Department could make this a lot better by adding a single statement: “...because of the cooperation Lois Lerner has provided to the Department.”
And then let slip out that Lerner had sung like a canary to implicate both Hillary and Obama.
Yeah, I suppose it is harsh to give someone a death penalty like that...
Yes, she would commit Arkancide very quickly. Maybe Sessions would have to add a caveat, that if she turns up dead, Obama and Clinton will be investigated for forcing her to commit Arkancide. 👍😊