It's magic! Are the gods angry?
The Dominionists need to stock up with something other beads, shiny bobbles, and whiskey if they want to have actual trade with the Deplorable natives.
Some of us actually got what Jefferson said about the effects of real education.
Maybe if we throw a few congressional parasites into the Yellowstone... that will appease things.
Yes, everyone knows the gods are angry at the U.S. because the deplorables elected Trump. Just ask Jennifer Lawrence.