Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin along on your livinroom floor
I am the slime from your video
Cant stop the slime, people, lookit me go
My wife watches TV.
I have not for many years unless she calls me to view a portion of a program.
I haven’t subscribed to a newspaper in at least 15 years.
All my news comes from the Web, it is a huge time sink, but it actually works. (for now)