Soon to be followed by phantom microaggressions, imagined microaggressions, retroactive microaggressions, prescient microaggressions, future microaggressions, intuitive microaggressions, what the tar microaggressions, ironic microaggressions, hyposonic microaggressions, infrared microaggressions, ....
The quantum aggression. It occurs to the offended instantaneously from another universe.
Also know as Spooky Aggressionism.