In the Leftist version of the Parable of the Rich Young Ruler, Jesus tells the man to go and sell all you have and give it to the poor.
Sadly, the man would not do that and walked away.
Jesus grabbed the man by the shirt and called for his disciples, who chained the man to a stone and beat him until he gave all he had to the poor. When he had no more and was poor, they told him to go find work because they would be back tomorrow for more wealth and he better not disappoint them because the poor will be with us always and it is your duty to work to make sure they have a better cell phone than you do.
I like it and may borrow it without recompense. ;o)