Since Helen Thomas has shuffled off this mortal coil,
We have a NEW and IMPROVED icon of Left-Wing Ugly Goil!
Last name Yaeger, First name Lynn,
Who works real hard to be ugly as sin.
I sure hope she’s not related to Chuck,
But even so, she’s out of luck.
When her picture’s posted, you better duck!
Unless you just fell from the turnip truck.
Helen Thomas, take a seat,
Your ugginess has just been beat!
It’s not just looks, or manner of dress,
It’s the rotton soul that makes her a mess!
Notice the difference in the spellings of the last name