[SandRat]

A Texas DPS Special Agent, is just a TEXAS Ranger wannabe.

[COBOL2Java]

A Texas DPS Special Agent, is just a TEXAS Ranger wannabe.

I dare you to post that on their Twitter page: Texas DPS ;-)

[DUMBGRUNT]

Lived in Texas, had a Texas drivers license.
Never saw a Texas Ranger.
Like some mythical creatures with incredible abilities.
And I believe all of it.

One riot, one Ranger.
It must be true.

Don’t mess with them, do not even think about it.