When Annette was dying 2 years ago Paul Anka saw an opportunity to get his name back in the news.
He was blurting out to any media outfit that would listen, admonishing that he WAS, indeed, humping Annette, back in the old days.
His unsolicitied stories about this were....totally wanton and needless.
She was dying and so, in the news, and he jumped on that to get his name back in circulation.
He's originally Egyptian.
But hey! I was totally HUMPING her..!
Sex..! Lots of it! I was having it with her..!
You get it..? Screwing, see? You understand..?
I AM PAUL ANKA, SEX WITH ANNETTE, DID IT **MY WAY**..!!!
Annette had nice... pom poms.