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Trump Pumps are the Envy of Frumps
American Greatness ^ | 8-30-17 | Julia Kelly

Posted on 08/31/2017 6:11:25 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic

S tanding at almost 5’10” in my stocking feet, I’ve never been much for wearing high heels. I feel freakishly tall in them, but that’s never stopped me from envying women who can pull off towering pumps and sandals—particularly the sexy, spiky kind—because it is much harder than it looks. Gracefully navigating sidewalks, stairs, and dance floors on six-inch needles requires a type of agility and confidence—not to mention  sobriety—few women possess altogether and at once.

So perhaps that’s why the claws came out at the sight of Melania Trump’s stilettos Tuesday morning. The first lady boarded Air Force One to travel to Houston wearing snakeskin heels, black ankle pants and an Army-green bomber jacket. When I saw her, I thought, “Wow, she looks amazing.” Because she did.

Others did not share my admiration. The Mean Girls of Social Media quickly took the first lady to task for her inappropriate footwear. How could she wade through chest-high water to rescue abandoned dogs at Texas trailer parks in a pair of Louboutins? Holly O’Reilly, organizer of the MarchforTruth, which is pushing the Trump-Russia election collusion conspiracy, weighed in shortly after Air Force One took off:

(Excerpt) Read more at amgreatness.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: envy; fashion; firstladymelania; flotus; melania; queen; queenofamerica; socialmedia; stilettos
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Not only is this the headline of the week, it is the funniest article on the web. Please read it at the link to get the full value of the attached pictures. Ms. Kelly, freelance writer, summed it up perfectly in her choice of a quote in the last paragraph!
1 posted on 08/31/2017 6:11:25 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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To: afraidfortherepublic; hoosiermama; Salvation; Right_in_Virginia; reformedliberal; Jane Long; ...
To First Lady Melania's List.

Good article to start the day.


2 posted on 08/31/2017 6:14:09 AM PDT by KC_Lion (If you want on First Lady Melania's, Ivanka Trump's or Sarah Palin's Ping Lists, just let me know.)
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To: afraidfortherepublic

Most LIB women are frumps...schlumping along in their birkenstocks...complaining about men and other women as they live-out their lonely desperate lives with their cats. How pathetic. Rather than face their loser-dom, they lash out periodically at whatever is nice, good or attractive...all things that they are not.


3 posted on 08/31/2017 6:16:01 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: hal ogen; Lazmataz

“live-out their lonely desperate lives with their cats. How pathetic.”

Don’t bring cats into this !


4 posted on 08/31/2017 6:18:17 AM PDT by Celerity
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To: Celerity

I am sorry for the cats involved, but it is reality.


5 posted on 08/31/2017 6:19:35 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: hal ogen
High heels on women--YES

Stilettos --no overkill


6 posted on 08/31/2017 6:22:16 AM PDT by uncbob
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To: afraidfortherepublic

Good summary of the week’s events in Melania Derangement Syndrome.


7 posted on 08/31/2017 6:24:15 AM PDT by GnuThere
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To: afraidfortherepublic

How about: Trump’s rump and pumps turn plump frumps into down-in-the-dumps grumps!


8 posted on 08/31/2017 6:25:04 AM PDT by ArtDodger
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To: hal ogen

And the sad thing is that the ugliness of many lib women comes from the inside. Most of them don’t HAVE to be frumps or even unattractive, but the hate and bile that they spew MAKE them unattractive.


9 posted on 08/31/2017 6:27:59 AM PDT by Luircin
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To: afraidfortherepublic

The only thing. How can she WALK in THEM ?! WOW!


10 posted on 08/31/2017 6:28:29 AM PDT by painter ( Isaiah: �Woe to those who call evil good and good evil,")
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To: KC_Lion

Oh, please post the picture of Vogue fashion writer and Melania fashion critic, Lynn Yaeger. Ms. Kelly’s comment that Ms Yeager “would never be mistaken for a super model” is right on point!


11 posted on 08/31/2017 6:29:35 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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🤣 ROFLMAO!!!!
12 posted on 08/31/2017 6:29:43 AM PDT by mabarker1 (Progress- the opposite of congress)
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To: hal ogen

I don’t know how she wears them...they hurt my feet too much. She must have strong legs and ankles


13 posted on 08/31/2017 6:31:12 AM PDT by Aria (i)
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To: painter

How can she WALK in THEM ?!

Quite well, WOW


14 posted on 08/31/2017 6:32:16 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: afraidfortherepublic

Ginger did what Fred did but backward and in high heels.


15 posted on 08/31/2017 6:33:01 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: afraidfortherepublic

If someone did that, then someone else would have to post the picture of Austin Power saying “that’s a man baby”.


16 posted on 08/31/2017 6:34:41 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Lock her up!)
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To: Luircin

Usually they win the trifecta: ugly outside, ugly inside AND have the nerve to go out in public to share their ugliness.


17 posted on 08/31/2017 6:36:32 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: afraidfortherepublic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynn_Yaeger

Yeah, this *itch is a real winner./barf


18 posted on 08/31/2017 6:40:03 AM PDT by Beagle8U (Wake up and smell the Covfefe.)
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To: KC_Lion

Looks like that secret service agent is having trouble paying attention.


19 posted on 08/31/2017 6:41:38 AM PDT by ameribbean expat (Veritas Vincit)
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To: afraidfortherepublic

I hope the Media keeps this stupid crap up. How low are their approval ratings these days?


20 posted on 08/31/2017 6:43:12 AM PDT by Qwackertoo (Worst 8 years ever, First Affirmative Action President, I hope those who did this to us SUFFER MOST!)
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