“Ryan Swanson said he put the banana peel in the tree when he could not find a trashcan nearby.”
I’m sorry, isn’t this where the story ends ?
Why are there paragraphs that follow this ? Someone came forward, explained themselves and life didn’t go on ?
“I want to sincerely apologize for the events that took place this past weekend,” Swanson said in a statement to The DM on Tuesday night.
Swanson continued...”And, now it’s time for all of you folks to seriously grow the f##k up.”