[Celerity]

Also, I think it’s racist that these vagabonds would dare call themselves “greek” when not a single one of them is.

Racists.

[jiggyboy]

senior accounting major Ryan Swanson said he put the banana peel in the tree when he could not find a trashcan nearby

[bk1000]

“McNeil said that if the banana peel incident was an accident, people need to consider the effects of their actions versus their intent.”

Wait...I was under the impression intent was everything.

[moovova]

These are the poor little darlings that will eventually rotate into positions of leadership in this country.

[ThePatriotsFlag]

This will be the next "Cats and Cucumbers" YouTube hit. "Blacks and Banana Peels".

(and when it gets too bleak for you, if you haven't watched the "cats and cucumbers" videos ... go do it, it will make your day...a big laugh is good for all of us).

[SamAdams76]

I like this "triggering" trend and hope it continues. Eventually, we will reach the point of total absurdity and certain people will be reduced to quivering masses of flesh.

My sons are finding good jobs because they are not snowflakes and thus they are crushing the competition.

[Ford4000]

...retreat designed to build leaders

What a bunch of balony. What self-respecting college student is going to follow these immature, controlling, self-promoting egomaniacs?

[RegulatorCountry]

I guess I’m fortunate to dislike bananas so I don’t have to worry about inadvertent banana peel disposal issues and the pain that they cause.

[Boogieman]

Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!

[FreedomPoster]

Wow, that’s a lot of textual hand-wringing over nothing.

God help us.

[Enchante]